How The Grunches Stole Our Lunches

December 12, 2012
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(Ed. — A Christmas treat from our very own Shrew)

How The Grunches Stole Our Lunches

Send out an alert to all the people in this nation!
The talking head grunches are on every TV station.

What is a grunch, you ask fast in bunches.
A grunch is a grinch who steals other people’s lunches.

Now grunches operate on a strange shared belief
That because taxing is legal it doesn’t make them a thief.
Grunches, after all, work in great masses
Taking money out of pockets on other peoples asses.
Most grunches work in buildings, like large concrete caves.
These grunches crunch numbers and are drone-like mind slaves.

‘Where do grunches come from?’ Is the next thing you ask.
I’ll tell you my friends; I’m up to the task.

Across this great nation is a thing called an –ism.
It is in every mind, and that –ism is a schism.
A schism is a crack between this way and that.
A wide, deep divide, though some think it’s flat.

On one side industry and independence are praised;
A side easy to choose, if this is how you are raised.
But on the other side of the educational crack,
They believe all has been taken and they want to take back.
Hard work, in the past, was done by others long gone
So it is acceptable to pillage. How could that be wrong?
The system is rigged against some, or so they think
The rich owe their fair share, when others live on the brink
Of an abyss that leads to the poor’s self-destruction.
So they demand their free stuff. (This is their deduction.)

They have named the two sides of this huge national schism;
The left side is Social- and the right, Capitalism.
History teaches that the two sides never can meet,
Though wonks try to build bridges and tunnels beneath.

Our current Big G grunch was raised on the social side
Of the schism that delineates our countries divide.

Now Big Grunch sat in the loftiest seat of them all,
And stared out his window, looking down at the small
Villages and towns across this vast nation.
‘How,’ he pondered daily, ‘do I use regulation?
Why I’ll grow the bureaucracy, this is what I’ll do…
And the officials will praise it for they’ll benefit too!’

And Big Grunch took to lying and selling his fare.
He packaged the growth and called it ‘Grunchcare’.

“Why without the impartial fairness of government grunches,
How else can you taste the same fare as the rich people’s lunches?”

And the people on his side of the national schism,
Cheered his eloquent words and celebrated his wisdom.

But on the other side, where they produce for a living,
People quaked in their boots, for the grunches were giving
The revenue away to people who were cut
Out of the bounty, which the grunches referred to as ‘glut’.

For when profits that are used to grow an economy are called glut
Everyone suffers. The entire system gets stuck in a rut
On the road to success paved with hard work and dreams.
Without capitalists producing, everyone screams
As their options disappear, like thieves in the night
Taking with them all the goods we produced at twilight.

And the grunches, you see, charge a handling fee,
For processing the tax dollars isn’t quite free.
Regulate, collect, and regulate some more,
That’s what government grunches are for.
‘Did you earn something here? We demand our cut!
And you will also be taxed when you spend all your glut!’
And as the dollars filter through grunch government coffers
The pennies disappear, but no grunches will proffer
An exact accounting of every cent spent.
Government, you see, is a very big tent.
Grants go to cronies for services rendered;
Forget about accounting when no goods are tendered!

Fast forward to now, with our credit downgraded,
Our future very bleak and our outlook quite jaded.

From great cavernous halls, where their heels echoed and clicked,
The grunches stood together, with hair hairsprayed and slicked,
And side by side they looked into the cameras and lied,
And fingers-crossed stated that they dutifully tried
To come up with a solution for everyone, but the best
Compromise was to give Big Grunch’s suggestions a test.
They lied about hard work and negotiations galore,
They lied on and on, as they have always lied before.

Soon the taxes will go up and revenue will dip,
And the economy will quickly teeter over the cliff.
What money we have will start getting funny
For it will take nearly a bushel to buy a small jar of honey.
And as the taxes disappear into the caverns of the swamp
The Big Grunch will declare, with all circumstance and pomp.
That more caverns for grunches will have to be built – shovel ready,
For management of grunch dollars should always be steady
Under the direction of smarter than smart government grunches,

And that, my dear friends, is how we lose all of our lunches.

© Anna Bee

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America

November 18, 2012
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So many talking heads out there, blathering the same old same old; our friend David Milner is above the crowd not to mention original. Enjoy:

American Sputnik

Dave Milner, November 17, 2012

Just as American leftists launched The Apollo Allience to help consolidate their grass-roots efforts and forward their agenda Conservatives must begin their own efforts to influence education and culture in the United States of America. While the left could call their group, ‘Apollo’ we on the right have to recognize that we begin with far fewer assets in the culture than are enjoyed by our socialist counterparts. With far fewer in American pop culture and academia on our side we can’t launch an Apollo. For now we must build up from a simple Sputnik.

No American likes to wait. Most people who are 50 years old and younger have grown up in a society featuring instant everything. It’s galling to watch the left win and worse to hear these misguided people crow about their victories. If Conservatives ever hope to regain the ability to guide our nation back to a path of success and personal liberty we have to start where our adversaries did generations ago–at the beginning.

It starts with education on the K-12 level. Public schools follow the Michele Obama model, which seeks to in her words, “…change our traditions, our history…” Home school teachers along with concerned parents and volunteers on the right will need to base the next generation’s education on a different paradigm.

We should concentrate on basic skills and ethics for younger students. Older children can be taught the value of respectfully questioning authority, while recognizing that those employed in our public schools and higher educational institutions will often have a different view that could be hostile to the student and the principles of personal liberty.

Some time ago I recommended Conservatives gather educational materials to set aside for future generations’ use in case these documents became proscribed by an over-reaching government. I chose such things as The Articles of Confederation, The Declaration of Independence, The Constitution of the United States as of 2008, The Federalist Papers, Alexis de Tocqueville’s Democracy in America, The Road to Serfdom, History schoolbooks older than those published in 1975 and The Art of War by Sun Tzu.

While these ‘liberty boxes’ would address the original need as stated duplicates of these texts can and should be used as foundations for another purpose, teaching our young people about a system of government based on personal liberty and individual responsibility.

Education never ends, even when people don’t realize they’re being educated. In his article, ‘The Conservative Insurgency’ Kurt Schlichter ably demonstrates the need for the right to reach the American electorate through pop culture. People on the right know that their path leads to security and sustainability but for too long one element has been missing from our message–fun.

By their very nature most entertainers are liberal. I doubt this can be changed any time soon. This doesn’t mean talented Conservatives shouldn’t begin infiltrating the gaming, TV, movie and music industries, however. Once a large enough number of right-leaning talent has made inroads into the system it will begin to re-balance itself and popular culture will start to change.

In a time when too many people get their news from TV comedians we on the right have to learn to entertain as well as inform. This will require venues to work from. These can start with Internet TV feeds as well as cable channels. It can even move to live performances when audiences grow large enough.

Something else we should prepare for though, is the inevitable backlash of the left. Those who have power never give it up easily. While many of us find it hard to credit most people on the left have as much faith in their point of view as we have in ours. This means that while we try to launch our sputnik the socialists will try to blow it up on the pad.

It has to be remembered that with the re-election of President Obama and a leftist Senate the socialists have virtually unlimited government power at their disposal. With a Supreme Court that can be intimidated into ruling their way the left will do everything possible to silence the voice of the right while their fiends in the media give Conservatives the same ‘image makeover’ Jewish people received in nazi Germany.

Conservative news websites could be shut down and individual social media accounts closed for ‘inciteful speech.’ This same excuse could be used to discontinue cable TV channels, while the fairness doctrine could silence us on talk radio. It’s a dark scenario but we on the right have to recognize the reality of the world we find ourselves in.

Successful insurgencies find means to move the message. We can prepare for the assault on our free speech by doing the same thing the Muslim brotherhood did in Egypt when Hosni Mubarak denied them access to the Internet. The Egyptians used older technology, the BBS.

A BBS (Bulletin Board System) allows users to bypass the Internet completely. Computers that host the boards are connected to telephone landlines through modems and users can post to them by using their own telephone modem-connected computers to call in. These boards can host news and entertainment files while acting as social gathering sites for like-minded people. Compared to the Internet a BBS is slow–but it does work.

It may take a long time before Conservatives can significantly influence the American culture again. As Mr. Schlichter points out there will be many losses along the way. If each of us uses their talents, however the day will come when that city on a hill will shine again and Conservatives can launch their own Saturn V of liberty. To get there, though we have to begin with a sputnik.

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Pats note: According to Mr. Clint Eastwood’s address at the Republican Convention, there are already plenty of conservatives in entertainment. Perhaps the day will come when they can experience the tolerance that the left claims to own.

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Transforming Reality

October 15, 2012
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There has never been a relationship between a film and the coordinated attack on the US embassy in Bengazi. The fable was contrived by a man who dodges the responsibilities of his office and his sworn duties, at every turn. This office was not forced upon him. He is no prince, no king, no pontiff. He wanted this office desperately. He campaigned to get it. He has since his inauguration been derelict in his duty to preserve the constitution at every turn.

We are attacked by terrorists and Obama does nothing. Actually worse than nothing. He lies about the circumstances rather than react responsibly. Heck he lies about just about everything rather than work on a problem. His solution for almost any issue is more authority in his or governments hands; A solution that flies in the face of his life long pattern of shifting blame or responsibility.

Mitt Romney addressed the criminal negligence (my words) of the President just two days ago:

We pray that in the upcoming debate sessions between Mr. Obama and Mr. Romney, that the Governor continues to outline the outrageous behaviors of Mr. Obama as they relate to foreign policy and national security. Somewhere, somehow, sometime, Mr. Obama must be held to account for the choices he has made where he knowingly allowed this nation to become weaker, to risk its destruction. He has methodically divided its people and conspired to steal from them.

It remains the purview of presidential candidate Mitt Romney to highlight the failings of his opponent. Justice may only be served in the court of public opinion as just condemnation of the consistent efforts of the Obama Administration to weaken the national security of the United States of America. We pray that Mr. Romney delivers this justice in the next few weeks and does so as fearlessly as he did in the first debate.

God save the United States of America and may he remain by the side of Mitt Romney.

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Richard Thompson: Army LTC Matthew Dooley falsely accused of anti-Muslim bigotry

October 10, 2012
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This morning, I interviewed Richard Thompson, the President of the Thomas More Law Center. He is representing a highly decorated soldier in a fight to defend himself against accusations of anti-Muslim bigotry. I asked Mr. Thompson to confirm when the course was started and how LTC Dooley came to instruct ‘Perspectives of Islam and Islamic Radicalization’ at the DOD’s Joint Forces Staff College. In part, he replied:

“It was a 2004 course, when it started. They asked him [in 2011] to step in as an instructor. He took his position and did, as you indicated, an outstanding job based upon the evaluation he got from a Brigadier General. The guest lecturers that he brought in were all approved prior to him even coming into that course [emphasis added his] as an instructor. The class syllabus was all approved. There was nothing extraordinary about the content of his class.

“But one individual — who never really attended a lecture by LTC Dooley — got upset, reported it outside of the chain-of-command, it got into the Department of Defense political operations, and that’s what started it all.

“And the concern I have is this: once we indicated our representation of LTC Dooley, we have gotten several other officers who indicate the same thing happened to them. They disciplined a Muslim soldier, that soldier made a complaint, and that was the end of the officer’s career. … We should have learned our lesson in 2009 with the Fort Hood massacre.”

Please listen to the full interview and read all about it.

All Muslims do not wish to subjugate others or attack non-believers. Yet America’s decades-long enemy reads and gets its ideology from the same book. Many Islamists use or aide violence to achieve their goal, a world caliphate. Millions wage political, economic, and cultural warfare against the United States and western civilization.

It is national suicide for the American people to not understand the ideology driving the Islamists, why they seek the destruction of our liberty through the implementation of sharia law. And it is a form of fratricide to deny our war fighters the knowledge they need to identify the enemy we send them to face and fight on the battlefield.

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Note: You can download the mp3 here.

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